is that dick gluten free
HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON
Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
do you ever get so fucking mad over the littlest things and you don’t know why? like what the hell is this motherfucking fly doing in my room? get the fUCK OUT ASSHOLE! and things like why the peanut butter is facing the wrong fucking way? Shit like that is sort of what I’m feeling today
Heros Disney in real world
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
Enough intentet for the day
Guys this is how my friend found out about Jensen Ackles goddamnit. She came up to me and said “Hey that one guy from Supernatural was a head for ducks.” And the worst part? I immediately knew what she was fucking talking about.